Bad joke of the week!
Oh Yeah! Speaking to an Aussie in a bar with the Lebanon conflict all over the news conversation turned to his time in Jerusalem. At one of the many trinket stalls in the Christian district to get rid of the hawker pestering him he said he asked for a full sized head of Jesus. And not only that “I want to be able to squeeze fruit on the top of his head.” The hawker looked him in the eye and said we don’t have that sir but its a great idea, we could call it “The King of the Juice!” It had me in tears anyway